ectoBiologist [EB] joined chat.
turntechGodheels (girl!Dave) [TG] joined chat.
EB: hi dave
TG: yo john
EB: sup
TG: nm im just hanfin at the moment
TG: *hangin)
EB: hanfin?
TG: yeah
TG: exactly
TG: hanfin
TG: its new
EB: oh. cool i guess
EB: :P
TG: im actually just doing my casual crap
EB: so uh wanna hang out sometime?
TG: yeah sure thing man
EB: how bout coffee
TG: coffee sounds good right now
EB: ok then
EB: *at the coffee shop so*
TG: *few minuets later at the coffee shop, how awesome*
EB: hey dave! :D
TG: hey john hows it goin
EB: heh its going. hows it going for you cool gal?
TG: pretty cool
TG: i know, shocker
EB: heh. glad you could make it
TG: of course, i cant deny coffee
EB: no one can
TG: coffee is why we have so many slackers these days
TG: or am i just blowing smoke?
EB: ironicly. its supposed to give you a kick but its like fuck this shit im getting some coffee*tries to look cool*
TG: *smiles politely* yeah but i swear i can barley handle a cup
TG: two and i would be climbing walls
EB: ha. same. :P my dad is worse though
EB: *smiles back*
TG: really?
EB: oh you have no idea
TG: tell me about it
EB: i caught him dancing with a clown calling it "Roxy my darling"
TG: *snickers* was he practicing for a date
EB: an ill just say, i wish i fell asleep a LOT earlier
EB: =/ no
EB: coffee fucks that man up i tell you
TG: sounds more like alcohol doing
EB: i brewed it myself but fuck who knows
EB: crazy man is crazy
TG: thats just simple logic right there
EB: fuck logic spongebob lights fire underwater
EB: true story bro
TG: waterproof fire
EB: hell fucking yes
EB: and he swims in water underwater
TG: zim gets sick and birned by every other food yet he likes waffles
TG: *burned
TG: cartoons are amazing i swear
EB: i wish i was a cartoon. fuck in naruto the ninjas have all these crazy abilities.
EB: fricking amazing
TG: what about the last airbender tho
TG: the katara chick and her moves are beast
EB: roses mom saw us watching it, farted and called it air bending. it cleared the room really fast
TG: omg
EB: needless to say she was drunk off her rocker
TG: that sounds hilarious
EB: it was
TG: how embarrassed was rose
EB: i wish i had a camera just to show you her face
EB: it was that hilarious
TG: poor thing
EB: dont tell her i said anything she'd kill me
TG: im planning on how to firebend next time i see her
EB: lol lighters and fart.
EB: tape it
TG: yeah
TG: that way farts dont smell
EB: lol its worth getting my ass kicked
TG: yeah and by rose too
EB: lmao
EB: fart spray
EB: and a lighter
TG: and than her mom comes in an throws water everywhere
EB: lmao and when she runs in her room eridan in a speedo
EB: standing
TG: eridan why
EB: dancing to bad touch by the bloodhound gang
TG: omg
EB: yes
TG: are you going to join him?
EB: eww no one wants to see him like that me included
TG: i meant in dancing to bad touch in a speedo
EB: yeah thats what i was talking about. lol would you like that?
TG: not entirely
EB: lol.(dude the second i mentioned him fuck you eridan came on)
EB: exactly
TG: ((it wasnt me dude i swear))
TG: but you can dance to bloodhound gang whenever
EB: (lol) fyck should we do it? we could just tell eridan its fef and chicks dig speedos
EB: *fuck
TG: what are we gonna do exactly?
EB: okay your gonna fire bend and ill get her mom to throw water, and when she goes to her room, eridan will be there
TG: omg
EB: lol
EB: yes
TG: dude lets not
TG: not anytime soon tho
EB: oh well its fun to think about
TG: yeah it kinda is
EB: lmao shed fucking kill us
TG: they all will
EB: *smiles*
EB: we could do the eridan thing to karkat
TG: doesnt karkat go through a lot already
EB: yeah. *thinks* who should we do it to?
TG: what about vriska
EB: YES. lol shed kill him, but who really cares?
TG: eridan would care
EB: yeah but hes a fucking douche. plus if he pointed fingers at me, she wouldn't believe him
EB: and id vouch for you
TG: i think she some what would
TG: eridan is that big a douchebag man
EB: =/ maybe...
TG: *isnt))
TG: ((headdesk))
TG: whatever john, dont stress over it
EB: They were kismises though
TG: ok so
EB: lol ill stop. sorry its in my blood
TG: no it isnt
EB: yes it is. have you met nannasprite? and dad is even worse (wiki bro)
TG: no man i understand, youre a prankster THATS in your blood
TG: its not i your blood that youd care for quadrants
EB: oh hell no i see your point
TG: i leave that to karkat
EB: true
TG: hahah poor sucker
EB: lol hes a douche but i gotta say he cares about all of us
TG: hes a cool friend
EB: yeah
TG: so hey john getting back to uh
TG: whatever?
TG: how have you been lately
EB: what were we talking about anyway?
TG: cartoons
TG: fucking logic
EB: oh yeah.
EB: lol my dad is
EB: drunk he thought he was a powderpuff girl when i left to meet you
TG: thats shit funny
TG: ive been watching powerpuff girls before i got here
EB: yeah rose's mom has taught him some bad habits
TG: im sorry to hear
EB: oh and dirk was at our house yesterday too
TG: yeah?
EB: all our guardians.
EB: he was the most wasted
TG: who?
EB: dirk
TG: really
TG: holy shit
EB: he ran around in smuppet underpants
TG: thats messed up
EB: it was really hilarious
TG: i didnt knew he drinks
EB: lil cal was also in lil cal underpants
EB: roxy got everyone drunk
TG: hahah
EB: yeah it was pretty hilarious
TG: why was everyone partying last night?
TG: did i miss something
EB: again, roxy.
TG: still tho
EB: i dont have any other explanation
TG: oh well
EB: yeah...
EB: lol
TG: if most party didnt include drunks i would have them more often
EB: true. i dont do drunk people. or high trolls
TG: who do you do
TG: are you a thing with rose yet or..?
EB: cool chicks
EB: and no
EB: womans crazy
TG: i thought you had a crush on her or something of that sort
EB: no. she liked me for i while but it was a small schoolgirl crush and i was never interested
EB: in her
TG: i think she likes kanaya a lot more too
EB: definately
TG: didnt wanna ruin it but its true
TG: like head over heels
EB: pretty much
TG: oh and "cool chicks" ?
TG: really
EB: lol you caught that remark huh...*blushes*
TG: yeah pretty much
EB: well um... yeah
TG: how many cool chicks have you fucked john?
TG: and here i thought we had something special
EB: none...
EB: lol i've only dated vriska, and that was an alternative timeline
TG: there there
TG: im sure youll get your chance john
EB: hn right
EB: bull
TG: well not in that attitude
EB: ,
TG: lighten up tuts
EB: *gee Dave you seem to forget no one is interested in me
TG: im pretty sure eveyone is interested in you
TG: or at least was once
EB: only people who have flirted with me are rose and... Karkat*shivers*
TG: you dont like karkat?
EB: ew no
TG: but you like me, right?
EB: of course
TG: you gave it away by cool chicks
TG: *she snorts quietly*
EB: heh i figured*blush*
EB: i guess you don't like me back
TG: no way dude, me? like you?
TG: im way past like man this is love right here
EB: thought so
EB: wait what?
TG: nothing! i just thought youd like to know you have a chance with someone cool
TG: like me
EB: wait so do you love me or are you being a jerk and screwing with my head?
TG: no man im totally in love
EB: *smiles happily* good
EB: i love you too
TG: obviously, were drinking coffee together
TG: if this doesnt scream love than i dont know what does
EB: *laughs*
EB: tre
EB: *true
TG: well be one of those couples in the coffee commercials
TG: no coffee? no girlfriend hah
EB: heh fun*kisses* cheek
EB: (ohmygerd)**kisses cheek*
TG: are you gonna be expecting coffee from me every morning now john?
EB: no. besides im the one paying. trust me ill keep this fun
TG: *smiles again* we can keep other fun as well yknow
EB: *kisses neck* im well aware
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