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timaeusTestified [TT] joined chat.
TT: 9h dave
TT: takes temp
TG: dirk what
TG: why is your o a 9
TG: shit did you mate with kankri
TT: typo
TT: eww wtf
TG: i know its the worst thing ever
TG: -he sneezes-
TT: how could you do that to me god you ass.
TT: i guess i raised you ironicly
TG: you did
TG: -coughs-
TT: damn bro your burning up*gets cough medicine*
TT: if you are anything like me you will like this shit ironically
TG: nah man im fine
TG: and that shit is awful it tastes like piss grapes
TT: Yea but pokerface it bro
TG: no fuck that i dont feel good pokerfaces can go fuck themselves with a space duck
TT: I have taught you well, you did not take the reverse psychology shit
TT: damn your onery just take the damn medicine
TG: ugh im dying bro im dying
TT: well then here *hands pills*
TG: noooo
TT: they help with everything
TG: -covers his mouth with his hands-
TT: Just how old are you
TG: im sixteen going on seven and proud
TT: bullshit your acting like an unironic two year-old
TG: so fuck it
TG: i hate those things
TT: fine then you ass *gives sealed apple juice*
TT: there is no way you are related to me if you don't like Apple juice
TG: of course i do
TG: its like the best thing ever
TG: i live off this shit
TT: well then drink it it should help
TT: antioxidants and that shit
TG: mkay
TG: -opens it and drinks it-
TT: HA MOTHERFUCKER I PILLED THAT BITCH LIKE NO TOMORROW!!!
TT: AND YOU SWALLOWED
TG: -chokes, coughing-
TG: f-fuck
TT: *victory dance*
TG: -falls over, choking-
TT: *heimlics* Fuck lil bro you okay?
TT: Dave?!!
TG: -gasps- choking on fucking apple juice
TG: not
TG: fn
TG: *fun
TT: Fuck well don't be a lil bitch about eating your goddamn pills!
TG: -goes lim-
TG: *limp
TT: Dave?!! DAVE?!!*shakes a little*
TG: mtireeeddd
TT: Oh fuck i thought...
TT: nevermind *carries to bed*
TT: *tucks in*
TT: *coats in smuppet ass*
TG: nooo brooo why thisss
TT: lol for old times sake lil man *begins to fade along with smuppets*
TG: what
TG: no bro
TG: what
TG: no
TG: dont go no bro
TG: ill take the puppets just dont leave me again
TG: please
TT: Sorry Dave I was never really here...
TG: am i crazy
TT: No. I am a ghost
TG: bro im dying
TG: i have cancer
TT: Promise me you'll live
TG: i cant
TG: im dying
TT: I know you can make it
TG: no
TG: its terminal
TG: im dying
TT: Fuck the doctors
TT: Half the time their fucking wrong
TG: ill be seeing you soon, bro...i wont be so sad anymore...-he mumbles before falling asleep-
TT: Their wrong on this Dave
TT: ...*Crys with a poker face*
TG: -he makes a small sound in his sleep-
TT: They have to be...
TT: *kisses forehead*
TG: -dave is quickly fading-
TT: Good night Lil man...*fades*
TG: -dies-
TT: *waits for him in the afterlife*
TT: Dave.
TG: ...-he opens his eyes-
TG: bro...? -he croaks-
TT: You tried hard right
TT: Tell me you didn't give
TG: i tried
TG: i wasnt strong enough
TG: -he sniffles-
TG: im sorry
TT: You know Striders don't give up
TG: im such a failure
TT: you fought each second
TT: im proud of you dave
TG: im a failure
TG: -he starts to cry-
TT: If you try your best and fail, you did good
TT: I couldn't be more proud
TG: it was s-so hard...
TG: i didn't have anyone...
TG: i had to do it all by myself...
TT: Bro i was with you the whole time dave
TT: *points to his heart* i was here rooting for you the whole time
TG: -he falls to the ground and sobs-
TT: *hugs* you did good dave
TG: -he clings- i didn't...
TT: youll always do good in my eyes
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