Hetastuck

Saturday 06 July 2013

crocker-corrupt!turntechGodhead [TG] joined chat.

FelicianoVargas [Italy] joined chat.

Italy: hi

Italy: are you okay?

TG: hey

TG: OBEY

TG: im fine

Italy: Okay*waves white flag*

Italy: please don't kill me!

TG: .... what?

Italy: ima virgin!

Italy: im already pathetic

TG: ........

Italy: PLEASE don't kill me! WAHHHHH

Italy: *continues blubbering on and on*

TG: ......... i wasnt going to hurt you....

Italy: WAHHHH... Oh okay so what dou you want?

Italy: *do

Italy: :D

TG: ... who are you?

Italy: Im Italy! Who are you?

TG: dave strider

TG: wait.. youre name is a country?

Italy: I am a country!

Italy: ve~

TG: but.. you look human

Italy: My real name is Feliciano, but I represent the country Italy!

Italy: Ve~

TG: this is all news to me

Italy: Oh i bet you know America!

Italy: He really likes burgers and guns and heros!

TG: theres a.. person for every country?

Italy: And his name is Alfred! But yes there is

Italy: Even Prussia, but he isnt a country anymore

TG: .... never heard of that guy

Italy: Look up Gilbert Beilschmidt

TG: alright.... *uses ishades to look it up*

Italy: Woah those are cool! Ve~

TG: really? alchemized them myself

Italy: Awesome! :D What does that mean?

TG: ....

TG: i used this machine that can make things to make them

Italy: Oh ok! So did you find Gilbert?

TG: yeah

Italy: Okay well now you know! Almost every country is on there! Even Canada, but no one notices him...

TG: oh wow how did i not know this shit

Italy: Ve~ You learn something new every day!

TG: not if youre trapped on a meteor for three years hurling through the space in-between universes

TG: i did that

Italy: Oh wow holy crapola that sucks.

TG: after the world in my universe ended

TG: and i blew myself up to destroy a giant green sun i ended up creating....

Italy: :( So Does that mean I'm dead? AHH! Germany is too!

Italy: and you?

Italy: AHH

TG: well... i was dead for a moment... then i was reborn in god tier

Italy: ???

TG: i dont know about any of you

Italy: god teir???

TG: basically i can only die a just or heroic death

TG: and... with my specific god tier.. travel through time

Italy: Well the wiki says alot. Ask about any country and i will also provide answers. But that is awesome!

TG: i guess

TG: *suddenly freezes up*

Italy: What is happening?

TG: *after a few moments, i move again* empress wants to see me... her ship is actually comin to pick me up. you may come with if you want

Italy: Okay! Ve~

TG: *a large, red ship with a pitchfork-like symbol appears above them*

Italy: Ve!~

TG: .... i could probably get jade to bring you up *starts flying up to the ship*

Italy: *stares at flying dave*

Italy: Woah!

TG: *when i get to the ship, i seem to talk to another person. there's a flash of green and you're brought aboard the ship, right behind the dog-girl i was talking to*

TG: *the dog-girl is holding something in her hand*

Italy: Holy cow this is awesome! Hi dog lady!*waves*

Italy: What is in your hand?

TG: *she looks at you and walks over giving a small sniff. the thing can see through what seems to be clouds a small.. country shaped like a boot. it was the planet earth in her hand*

Italy: Hey thats me!*points at his country*

TG: *she freezes and looks at you* what? *she asks, tilting her head*

Italy: Im Italy!

TG: ... interesting. woof. *she looks at the planet in her hand* this is the real thing, you know. the real earth. how are you a country on it?

Italy: I represent the country Italy, well I am Italy!

TG: ..... her imperious condescension should see you for herself, then. bark. *she starts walking into the ship, dave following*

Italy: *Follows*

TG: *the ship is large and metal. they were walking down a long corridor, just a strait line to the center room, basically*

Italy: This is sorts creepy but cool! :D

TG: *dave slows so he's walking by the country* the empress will be... alien to you. just a warning

Italy: Okay! As long as she's not anything like Russia! *shivers*

TG: umm.. whats he like?

Italy: He is very childish, but also has the cruelty of a child. I heard once Britan made a curse circle, and when his curse was completed, Russia apeared in the middle! He is a curse!

Italy: He is very blood thirsty, and is always in a bad mood

TG: well.. i dont think the empress is much like that... *shrugs* youll find out when you meet her

Italy: Okay!

TG: *they enter a large throne room, the said type of chair in the center with hic on it. jane's standing by her, face blank and red pitchfork in hand. hic is grey-skinned with black hair and fucia markings like a pisces symbol going along her body. she also has a pair of horns on her hard that we're long and slightly curved outwards. she also had her 2x3 prong in her lap, which was asially a double-sided trident*

Italy: Hi Ms. Condescension! *waves happily at the empress*

TG: (I gotta go.. Sorry but im borderline falling asleep because it's like 12:35 am here and I don't want my ad to catch me staying up this late... Sorry DX my tumblr is flying-sexsnakes if you want to stay in touch, but I won't be able to be on much this weekend. Dad banned me for the computer.. I'm on an iPad right now... But anyways.. Night ^^")

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